A Little Bit Of Humour # 148

ARE YOU WEARING SKINNY JEANS?

Are you wearing skinny jeans?
They are a very skinny pair
But on those lovely slender legs
What else would you wear?

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 338

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Three bags full;
I can’t get rid of the bloody stuff

ADIDAS IS AN ACRONYM

ADIDAS is an acronym for
"All day I dream about sex"
And by

A Little Bit Of Humour # 148