Two supposed addresses to money

1) Oh, Money! My darling Money! My respected Money! I'm your admirer, your worshipper. Oh, Money, my Queen, your Majesty! I'm your servant, your slave. With you I can get food to keep me alive. With you I can get clothes to keep warm. And with you I can get whatever I want, a grand mansion to live in and all the superfluities of life for ostentation. But without you my love will desert me. Without you my friends will turn back on me. And without you I'll go a-begging like a poor dog and sleeping alone at night in a ruined porch. Oh, Almighty Money, come to me, I implore you! Pray, endow me with your favor and be sure that I'm willing to receive every small coin from you on my knees by which to show my deep-hearted gratitude.

2) Oh, money, my obedient servant, my faithful slave! I'm your master, your owner. OH, money, my passe-partout, my almighty tool! I'm you user, your disposer. With you I can start my enterprises. With you I can carry on my great plans. And with you I can make the little world around me go at my will. If without you I can still have a large store of learning. If without you I can still have an unpolluted name. And if without you I can still live like a hermit writing books of great thoughts. Oh, servile money, come to me; my lad, I command you! Serve me well and don't be naughty, or I'll punish you.

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Two supposed addresses to money