I woke up early this morning
And wondered: What should I do?
The answer came to me suddenly,

So I

Strapped chocolate bars to my body,
Slipped into my panda suit,
Drove to the local TV station,
Set fire to my car,
Put on a surgical mask,
Confronted a security guard,
And asked to speak to someone,
For my message must be heard!
And what is that urgent message?
"I woke up early this morning . . ."